Port wine is the drink for me

But just say a simple "Port" when you are ordering this drink at a Pub in England, otherwise people behind the bar get very confused.
On this note, here is a Swenglish drinking song that my grandmother taught me at an early age:

(sung with a strong Swedish accent)

"Over the mountains and down by the sea,
millions of drinks are waiting for me
oh go to hell with milk and tea
"snaps" is the drink for me!"

You can change snaps to your favourite one-syllable drink if you want.

Skååål!